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A funny joke i came across:

In the beginning was the Plan.



And then came the Assumptions.



And darkness was upon the face of the Workers.



And they spoke among themselves, saying, "It is a crock of shit, and it stinketh."



And the workers went unto their Supervisors and said, "It is a pail of dung, and none may abide the odour thereof."



And the Supervisors went unto their Managers, saying, "It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it."



And the Managers went unto their Directors, saying, "It is a vessel of fertiliser, and none may abide it's strength."



And the Directors then went onto the Vice Presidents, saying unto them, "It promotes growth and is very powerful."



And the Vice Presidents went unto the President, saying unto him, "This new plan will actively promote the growth and vigour of the company; with powerful effects."



And the President looked upon the Plan, and saw that it was good.



And the Plan became Policy.



This is How Shit Happens.

Haha, damn funny.

Finally the pace of training has slowed down to a super slack 8km paddle today, leaving us enough energy to resort to a little bit of wasp-nest bashing (nonchalantly: 'when the wasp comes back it will be damn pissed lor') during weight training using protein bottles, a hand file and a dustpan, and a huge fuss involving a squashed bee and whether the whole hive would come and attack us, resulting in random screams and shouts of 'bee!' or 'wasp!'. And a 'protein shake' of wasp nest (cookies and cream (the nest) with tropical sunrise (the grubs)). At least no one accidentally drank it. It smelt like crap.

'I'm a 'professional' pest buster'. Hah, nice

We should do this more often. Haha.

Slow beginnings have such quick endings